agentotter:

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

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edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

(Source: nevillles, via actionables)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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finnharris:

Snapchat is seriously so important. 

(Source: finnharris, via dulect)

tepitome:

So, this is a real place. 

The Fly Geyser in Nevada, USA.  

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friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

(via shouldnt)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

(Source: funoux, via spicy-vagina-tacos)